…or, ‘how i really AM a little ADD’
…or, ‘the answer to “what did you do all day, honey?”
…or, ‘a typical ‘off’ day for holly’
I complain, constantly and loudly, about there not being enough hours in the day to accomplish all I want to get done, and about how distracting Hadrian and the cats are. (They really are, it’s just terrible.)
So, for all those out there who wonder what all my complaining is about when I don’t even have kids yet, or who wonder what their wife does all day at home (disclaimer: this does not pertain to all wives; just those who are like me), here you go:
-5:30 a.m. wake-up, take care of the dog, etc…
-realize that took more than 15 minutes…coffee and studying/blogging/checking email
-6:15 start making andrew’s lunch and prepping breakfast
-6:45 roust the sleeping husband
-yell at dog to stop barking at the school bus outside
-7 roust the sleeping husband, AGAIN
-feed dog
-7:30 breakfast together (if we’re lucky)
-7:45 off he goes!
-take dog out
-buzz around the house making the bed, starting laundry, doing dishes etc…
-count calories on computer
-8:30 gotta go for a run! change clothes, crate dog
-9-9:30/10 run
-shower, hair
-take dog out
-11 lunch
-yell at dog to stop barking at the cats
-oops! forgot to check on laundry
-get way-laid and start putting dishes away
-walk into bathroom and find a hairball on the mat (thank-you, cats…)
-put clothes in dryer, hang workout gear, lay sweaters flat to dry
-scoop up mats and towels and start another load of laundry
-realize it would be a good time to vacuum and mop the bathroom floor if i’m washing the mats
-12 get mop and bucket
-realize if i’m going to mop the bathroom floor i might as well mop the kitchen floor, too
-vacuum all the hard floors
-12:30 jump on the computer to check email, again and read blogs
-yell at dog to stop running around like a wild banshee
-mop floors
-write letter to a friend
- refill water bowl
-try to get back on computer but remember that i need to go on poop-patrol while it’s light out
-pay bills online, etc…
-1 p.m. dog at door, whining
-get up to take him out and notice dirty lunch dishes in the sink
-do dishes
-take dog out
-get back on computer, check email
-read daily blogs, check guilty-pleasure, people.com’s “Star Tracks”
-yell at dog for barking at cats
-count calories on computer
-2 p.m. attempt to study
-dog all keyed up, take him on a walk
-2:45 sit down to study
-decide i’m cold and that i should make tea
-refill water bowl
-3 p.m. sit down to study again
-dog barking at kids outside coming home from school
-dog whining to be fed
-crate dog so i can study
-4 p.m. dog whining so loud i give in a feed him
-4:04 p.m. dog needs to go outside after eating
-4:07 p.m. dog finally curls up on bed
-4:45 start looking at the recipe for dinner
-jump back on the computer to check email, call andrew to see what time he’ll be home
-retrieve laundry from dryer, fold
-5:30 start dinner
-take dog out
-6 p.m. dinner’s almost ready, where is andrew?
-6:05 call andrew
-yell at andrew for being late (all in good fun, of course)
-set the table, grown increasingly frustrated andrew isn’t home yet
-refill water bowl
-6:25 andrew walks in
-6:27 sit down to dinner
-yell at dog to stop barking at the cats
-7 finish dinner
-do dishes
-put laundry away
-check email
-ask each other ‘what do you want to do tonight, honey?’ a million times
-andrew watches TV, holly studies/watches TV from the table
-8 andrew wants to take a nap
-read the mail
-think about what i’m going to have for dessert
-attempt to ask andrew questions about what he’d like to do that weekend, etc…
-9 almost time to get ready for bed!
-count calories on computer, finish up computering
-have dessert
-sit with andrew on the couch
-yell at dog to stop barking at the cats
-take dog out
-change into jammies
-brush and floss teeth
-wash face and moisturize
-10:30
-lay gym clothes out for the morning
-ask andrew to take dog out again
-pack bookbag
-prep lunches for both of us
-11 get in bed
-forgot to get a glass of water!
-get water, return to bed
-forgot to plug in phone
-go plug in phone
-turn lights off
-wiggle, look at clock and realize it’s 11:30
-sigh…
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